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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Writers without borders.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

All-Day Breakfast

Pull an all-nighter?

Coffee shop

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'