Coffee Culture Appreciator Gifts

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Writers without borders.

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

All-Day Breakfast

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Coffee shop

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"