Coffee Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Writers without borders.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

All-Day Breakfast

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Coffee shop

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"