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"Jump-start?"

Night-shift entrance

'You've got a very stressful job, right? You're blood group black, no milk and three pieces of sugar.'

"How's the home schooling going?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Writers without borders.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Would you all please congatulate...'