Caffeine Enthusiasts Gifts

I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Take-A-Break

"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"

'When are you going to switch to decaf?'

Top Me Off.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

ACME Vending LTD

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

Tea and Coffee

"With this system nobody ever needs a holiday. A doctor occasionally, but not a holiday."

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"I'm not sure if getting coffee is such a good idea."

Acme Coffee Co.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."