
I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.
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I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.
Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.
"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."
Take-A-Break
"I haven't been feeling as jumpy since I stopped drinking coffee!"
'When are you going to switch to decaf?'
Top Me Off.
"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."
ACME Vending LTD
"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."
Tea and Coffee
"With this system nobody ever needs a holiday. A doctor occasionally, but not a holiday."
'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'
Undefeated, baby! Perfect record. 10 and 0! Won again? Another blowout victory for the House of Java Internet Caf
"I'm not sure if getting coffee is such a good idea."
Acme Coffee Co.
You said you were switching to decaf!
You've renamed your small coffee? It's called a big now. That's absurd! It's the same size - the smallest size! It's marketing hooey! Why not call this napkin a scone?! Careful. Huh? Brilliant! Sale on scones! Oh dear.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
Eternal Student.
'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'
Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
"Man's best friends."
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
Back to work...
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."
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