Caffeine Aficionado Mugs

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Exams

9-5, 5-9

Summa cum latte.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Caution! Contents may be horribly overpriced.

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'

"Say when."

Grinds

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Herb has gone 100% caffeine-free.'

Fortunately, the company takes care of us very well... your coffee black, with sugar and psychochemical as always?

Lanes on the motorway: Expresso / Decaf.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"If we're listing our priorities, don't forget to include my morning mocha."

"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

Lady, I didn't spent a week of evening classes in Barista school just to serve you a black coffee.

A coffee so bitter that it melts the floor.

Barista

"I understand you have a complaint about the coffee you received. The beans were hand roasted yesterday, we clean our machine twice daily and barista was trained in Italy. What possible problem could there be?"

'How to tell if there are too many coffee shops in your neighbourhood'

'That's the Grande?'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

Allegro con molto espresso

'I'm detecting a distinct single origin bean from a family farm in the southern region of Costa Rica with a nut-to-chocolate roasty note.'

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'