Coffee Enthusiasts Gifts

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"This was the only way they could open with the mask requirement!"

"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"

'We thought hiring a 'barium barista' would make patients a little more excited about their fluoroscopy exam.'

Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

'Careful, that's hot.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

'Cream?'

'Does this thing take K-cups, too?'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"We need you to work more hours. Would you be able to be productive while suffering from severe sleep deprivation."

'Want a cup? It's 'Chock full of Nuts'.'

Joined at the hipster.

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

'This is Harold. Harold is part of our company's jobless recovery.'

The Last Place on Earth

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee

'May I have a dollar for a cup of black coffer, sir? -- I want to get sobered up so I can go down to the polls and vote.'

Knights of the Coffee Table.

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"Hey, Bob, come on out here, this guy in accounting has nine coffee cups stacked in a pyramid!"

"I'm going to my seniors' computer group meeting. We play bingo, share coffee and cookies, then break into groups and talk."

"Whatever you do, don't complain about the coffee!"

"And while I have you all here, does anyone have some creamer?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

"Negative for Covid, but you may be pregnant."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."