Coffee Enthusiasts Club Gifts

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

The prying mantis,

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Joined at the hipster.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'