Café Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

Sandwich board with, 'Free lunch at Arnie's' on the back and 'There's no such thing as a...' on the front.

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Man sitting outside 'Brasserie' gets trumpet played in ear

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

The Loyal Dog

'Care to guess how you rated in my diary last night?'

Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.

"I love working remotely from this cafe. The atmosphere's so tranquil, although it tenses up a bit at lunchtime."

Restaurant - 'Waiter! Waiter!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

The Executive's Cafe.

"Here's a cappuccino place. Oh, forget it—too many nose rings with sketchbooks."

How Bad Could It Be?

"Tell me the truth, Paul - do you love me for myself or because you think that Jewish women are where it's at today?"

A customer eats a book in a bookstore cafe.

Pret A Fermer

"Let's go to a nice, quiet cafe and scream at each other."

"I became a morning person for the food."

"Can I use your bathroom?"

"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

"I'm sorry, but 'just plain old coffee' no longer exists."

Two men having drinks in a cafe

Les Bons Bourgeois - A good husband who takes his wife to a cafe every Sunday evening in order to entertain her

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'