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'Because I have 150 term papers to grade and I'm getting drowsy.'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"As soon as Juan Valdez gets here I'll have my coffee black."

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Twitching coffee shop.

You've Had Enough!

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I was offered a hip replacement, so I asked for it to be replaced with a cafetière."

"A hot cup of coffee always puts me in a good mood. It's worth a try."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."