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"Shall make another pot?"

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Four dollars for a cup of coffee?! What silly person would spend money like that? Que crazy!"

"He spilled coffee on his laptop. He seems to care more about not wasting his good coffee than he does about his damaged computer."

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You're never home."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

National Coffee Day