Caffeine Fiend T-Shirts

'This one's for coffee.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

Coffee Hydrant

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Im going in."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Not again! I've got to stop drinking these high energy drinks!'

Corrupt coffee company executive enticing impressionable youth.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"What do you mean this mug you gave me was a joke?"

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

Headphones Strip 9: Delicate blance

"I love coffee! First cup of the day. Mmm."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Any time is cake o'clock

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"