Caffeine Fiend Gifts

'This one's for coffee.'

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

"Have you tried the new coffee?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

Coffee Hydrant

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Im going in."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Not again! I've got to stop drinking these high energy drinks!'

Corrupt coffee company executive enticing impressionable youth.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"What do you mean this mug you gave me was a joke?"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'I told you they wouldn't have a liver latte.'

Headphones Strip 9: Delicate blance

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"I love coffee! First cup of the day. Mmm."

Cup of water. And? And what? You never order anything but water. This is a little something called a business. I pay rent and utility bills, debt service, maintenance, salaries, and on and on. You sell ear plugs? The whining is killing me. Out.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Any time is cake o'clock

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"