Caffeine Junkie Gifts

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

'Just one more coffee and then I'll quit. I swear I can quit. Just one more frazzlecino and then I know I can kick my habit.'

"What's this??"

"Actually, he's really very productive once his coffee kicks in!"

Coffee or Coffee

"Your coffee by the drip method Sir."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but the application form for a cup of hot tea is different from the application form for a cup of hot coffee.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

Coffee Venn Diagram

'These are job perks.'

'The doctor said I shouldn't drink so much coffee. Does it look like I'm drinking?'

Stress

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Allegro con molto espresso

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'