Coffee Junkie Gifts

'This one's for coffee.'

Twitching coffee shop.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."