Morning Caffeine Junkie Gifts

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

9-5, 5-9

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."