Morning Caffeine Junkie Gifts

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

Decapitated coffee.

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

9-5, 5-9

Summa cum latte.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

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