Youthful Caffeine Lover Gifts

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Writers without borders.

Non-Power Breakfast