Youthful Caffeine Lover Prints

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Writers without borders.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."