Hipster Caffeine Enthusiast Prints

Can I get you another coffee?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

You've Had Enough!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Old rocker.

Countervailing Clichés.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.