Caffeine Addict Gifts

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Starbucks coming to the desert.

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"Oh no, we're out of coffee!"

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"I didn't say anything. That was yesterday..."

"This is a very sacred place. We're walking on ancient coffee burial grounds."

'Since we switched to caffeinated water we've eliminated employee napping.'

'Is there something you could give me to keep me from getting dunked?'

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'You've had enough!'

Coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Decapitated coffee.

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

"Who's the wise guy who drank my caffè grand latte?"

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

"Wait until she gets the coffee in her — she's more fun."

"If stopping for coffee on the way to a coffee date is wrong, I don't want to be right."

Oh God, too much coffee

"I need to get coffee to wake up, but I need to wake up to get coffee..."

This coffee can keep you up

"Heyyy... who drank my triple espresso hypercaffineated Mexican organic cappuccino?"

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Life is a balance of self-indulgence and self-preservation."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"