Caffeine Addict With A Pet Gifts

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

You've Had Enough!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

The coffee's not working.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Decapitated coffee.

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'