Caffeine Addict With A Pet T-Shirts

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Decapitated coffee.

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee