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The coffee's not working.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'