Caffeine-dependent Manager T-Shirts

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."