Caffeine-dependent Manager Pillows

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

Decapitated coffee.

'You've had enough!'

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Still Coffee Runs Deep

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"We work under a lot of pressure...that's why the drink machine offers Macchiato, Espresso, Scotch and Brandy."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."