Coffee Dependent Pillows

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Teapot

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Waiting for retirement.