Coffee Dependent Pillows

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Teapot

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

The coffee's not working.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."