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"You need to cut down on the caffeine."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Running Latte

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Bored Baker

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Fortunately the Pastor didn't realize it, but his wife's new 'mod' hat was actually a clever disguise for two canisters of coffee.

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Knights of the Coffee Table

'All I want to know is--when do I get to use the quadratic formula, political facts of South America, frog anatomy, the ecology of Johnson Creek, and the billions of other things I spent twelve years studying so diligently?'

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