Caffeine Warrior T-Shirts

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Back to work...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

You've Had Enough!

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'I figured I was in hell when I saw the wine list - 800 selections, and they're all white zinfandels.'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Hipster Coffee

'Look at it this way. The Dow gained 20% or more in the last three years. That's good. You gained 20 pounds or more in the last three years. That's bad.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'