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Helicopter Mom

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Who stole my candy?

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Building a gingerbread house

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Ramming Speed!"

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Bored Baker

Food Pyramid

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Med Brittle"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

Citizen Cane...

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Candy Land for Adults

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'