Candy Commander T-Shirts

Helicopter Mom

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Building a gingerbread house

"Ramming Speed!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Who stole my candy?

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Bored Baker

Food Pyramid

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Med Brittle"

Citizen Cane...

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"I got horse dewormer..."

Candy Land for Adults

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"