Candy Detective T-Shirts

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Pie Filling Reader

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Cookie Surveillance

Missing Easter Egg

Who stole my candy?

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Live yogurt.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'