Dessert Detective T-Shirts

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

Diner.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Pie Filling Reader

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"