Pastry Detective T-Shirts

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Picking pastries.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Baking

Pie Filling Reader

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Cookery Lesson.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Missing Easter Egg

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Come dine with me!

American Pastry

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

Here's one I made earlier.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

"It looks like there is too much dairy in your diet."

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."