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'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.