Pastry Thief T-Shirts

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Pastries and Candy

Pastry Hat

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Parisian man eating pastries

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Hey, honey bun!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'We need more cake shows!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

Butterfly

I was fortunate as a young baker... I had a good roll model.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!