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Bakery Hold Up.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Parisian man eating pastries

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Hey, honey bun!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Cake Walk.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'We need more cake shows!'

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Butterfly

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

I was fortunate as a young baker... I had a good roll model.

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!