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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

'We need more cake shows!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Introductory Police Training

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Butterfly

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."