Painting Provocateur T-Shirts

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'We need more cake shows!'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Bloody Graffiti."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

"Made ya look!"

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

Offensive cartooning

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Writer's Block.