Painting Provocateur Gifts

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Artistic License

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"Bloody Graffiti."

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

'We need more cake shows!'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

"Made ya look!"

Trump the Banana Republican.

Trump

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Offensive cartooning

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'