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"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Bloody Graffiti."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Overkill

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Sadojazzachists

Gone, but never forgotten.

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

Lost Angel Wings

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Trump

Trump the Banana Republican.

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

"Made ya look!"

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