Provocative Art Enthusiast Gifts

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Sty Guru

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'Look as an artist, you're awful but if we tell no one, we'll make a fortune.'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Only pessimists will see this cartoon as half finished.