Provocative Art Fans Gifts

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

Criminal scumbags matter

Cat eats date.

The Sculptor

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Planet of the Ants

"Bloody Graffiti."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Dog and frog playing football.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

Penikan.

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

I see the Covid moon a-rising

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'