Provocative Art Fans Pillows

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

Criminal scumbags matter

Cat eats date.

The Sculptor

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

"Bloody Graffiti."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Planet of the Ants

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"The Grim Reaper is waiting to see you, Mr. Lawson. Are you in or out?"

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Dog and frog playing football.

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Russell Brand.

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

Penikan.

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

Open Mic Nacht

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."