Provocative Literature Fan Pillows

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Eugene Ionesco

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BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rabbits picknick

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Jonathan Swift.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Bloody Graffiti."

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.