Provocative Literature Fan Pillows

'The author of 'Sex b*****s on acid' is here.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Book vs technology

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Adam and Eve Arrested

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Eugene Ionesco

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Rabbits picknick

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Read it again, Daddy!"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Jonathan Swift.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"Thou...thee...thine? What are you getting at, Buster?"

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

The Emperor of Irony