Literature Fanatic Pillows

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

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Failed Bond Villains.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Hi! I height Beowulf.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'