Literature Fanatic Gifts

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Failed Bond Villains.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Hi! I height Beowulf.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Tut and Carmen.

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.