Literary Fans Gifts

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

"Why is it always me? What's wrong with Edward or Siegfried or Elizabeth or Margaret? But no! It's always 'Katie bar the door!'"

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Tut and Carmen.

First Novels.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Well, we needed the rain."