Literature Fans Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Tortoise and the Hare

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

Tut and Carmen.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

George Orwell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'