Literature Fans Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Tortoise and the Hare

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

First Novels.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Well, we needed the rain."

Scarpia from Tosca

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Dating an English Major

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."