Literature Aficionados Gifts

Tequila Mockingbird

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Countess.

Mr.Tickle...

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

George Orwell