Literature Enthusiasts Gifts

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

The Cow Of Monte Cristo...

"I think, therefore I can."

"'Ask not for whom the bell tolls'? I don't believe I did, actually."

Book Prediction Club

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Updated Classic: The Waistland

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Whaling

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde: 'No, no...We just share the office!'

'Joyce Kilmer is a bore - give me 'Desire Under the Elms' any day!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Famous Bedsides

Shakespeare in the park and Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Uriah persists in hovering near us, at the dinner-party

Grip's performance

Nell's new home

Mr. Fagin and his pupils recovering Nancy

Ingoldsby Legends - Page Boy Drowned in Barrel

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Meet The Author"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Thomas Mann.